10 Things That I've Done That You Probably Haven't (my mother may not want to read this)



1. Shopped in local sex stores for bondage gear with my professor
2. Had sex behind the security mirror of a record store (um, twice. with two different people.)
3. Gave a dress away because after my boyfriend wore it I realized it looked better on him
4. Drove a dead body from a 200+ year old burial site to an archaeology lab
5. Kissed a man I had just met on a train
6. Hung out with [cult-famous fantasy novelist] and [cult-famous indie songwriter] in a hotel bar in Minneapolis
7. Saw the same band (Aden) play one night in Chicago (at the Chicago Popfest) and the next night in New York City (opening for the Magnetic Fields) without taking an airplane and without trying to see that band
8. Worked for a branding consultancy based in a rental cottage on Fire Island
9. Marched in a gay pride parade alongside sex workers who chanted "We're here, we're queer, we don't take checks!"
10. Sang a cappella on AM radio.



10 Things I've Done That I Probably Shouldn't Have



1. Returned to school to study theatre instead of Computer Science or some other lucrative field
2. See #2 in the list "10 Things That I've Done That You Probably Haven't (my mother may not want to read this)"
3. Took LSD and Psilocybin on the same night. Hunter S. Thompson, I am not.
4. Left a job a few months before the company was taken over and everyone got sweet severance packages.
5. An incident at summer arts camp in high school involving my visiting boyfriend and the untimely arrival of my roommate and her parents.
6. Went to Brooklyn from Storrs, CT, to visit my boyfriend who I knew was just going to break up with me when I got there
7. Ate a whole box of Pop-Tarts in one sitting (back when they were a six pack)
8. Encouraged one of my best friends, who was in the midst of a divorce, to have an affair with one of my other best friends, who was a cad
9. Got a credit card in college
10. Bought this because I was bored and mad at Steve.